My sister & I were smokin at home & we asked our little sister to make us some fooooood. So we sat on the couch & watched spongebob & totally forgot about eating we were so zoned in on spongebob. Then all of a sudden I smell something great, I look down & there’s like a plate full of pizza rolls! We were like omg where the hell did these come from!?? So we ate them thinking these were like magic pizza rolls cuz it seemed like everytime the plate got empty it filled up automatically ha. My little sister…..the magic pizza roll maker.

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Some friends and i were chillin behind some house blazin it up having a good ol time. we were high off out asses when we looked up and seen it was really foggy outside but since we were all high we started laughing saying “Oh shit! look what we did! Now everyones high, look at all that smoke!” lol its one of the funniest memories i have when i was high.

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Last year with maryjane, I snuck out with my boyfriend at the time & we got ridiculously lit off his friend’s three-foot bong. I started feeling dizzy & was like, “Oh shit…guuuuys I don’t feel good.” I was freaking out like SHIT I’m guna die, I’m guna pass out & end up in the hospital then my dads guna have to get me & its 3 in the morning & I’ll be grounded for life! I guess I was overly paranoid cuz I was able to hop my fence & sneak back in without dying, so all was well(xx

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editor note: the first time i ever got that high i had a similar reaction; i still went to boarding school and had snuck out w/ my boyfriend at the time. we used another schools cross country trail and i remember feeling like i was in a movie or a dream and that i would be stuck that way. i sat down on the track and almost cried. then i drank tea. happens to the best of us. (;

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my friends and i visited the stars… We were sooo high and I didnt really smoke too much back then, so I always felt super high. They had this crazy ass cat. I remember laughing sooo hard because the cat kept scratching the leg of this table… and stretching. Then I kept feeling like the cat was having a staring contest with me. We all just kept laughing. My friends kept laughing at me because I kept laughing at the silly cat. I don’t know how long this went on, but I do remember sitting up against the wall, and falling over laughing. Lol. Good night.

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me and my fellow cabin leaders smoked a blunt in the bathroom, then sat up laughing untill three in the morning. Best night of the weekend by far, who would have known I’d be bunking with two fellow stoners!

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